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Stupid Caricature Questions
Today was as gloomy as the devil’s ass-crack. I worked at Sea World as the caricaturist. My job works on commission; meaning that for every drawing I do, I get a certain percentage of that sale.
Today my boss made all drawings 50 percent off ; meaning MORE CUSTOMERS. So I’m working twice as hard for the same money. I was servicing more guests then a milf at the local whorehouse.
Two things happened:
1. I became tired.
2. I became a dick to the guests.
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Here’s a dialogue.
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Customer: how much is a drawing?
ME: $12.50 a person.
Customer: oh!………. But how much for 2 people?
ME:twice as much.
Customer: oh!. ………….. But how much if there’s 3 people?
ME: (I turn my back to speak with another customer)
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